Perfect
By Kenn Nesbitt
Today I managed something
that I’ve never done before.
I turned in this week’s spelling quiz
and got a perfect score.
Although my score was perfect,
it appears I’m not too bright.
I got a perfect zero—
not a single answer right.
Copyright Credit: From My Teacher's In Detention edited by Bruce Lansky, copyright © 2006. Reprinted by permission of Running Press Adult, an imprint of Hachette Book Group, Inc.
Source: My Teacher's in Detention (Hachette Book Group, Inc., 2006)