“Other women’s husbands are complete sentences.”

Other women’s husbands are complete sentences.

Other women’s husbands are present tense verbs.

Other women’s husbands are conjunctions.

Other women’s husbands are rhetorical questions.

Other women’s husbands are infinitives.

My cunt livens other women’s husbands,

in this way, my cunt is an interjection.

Other women’s husbands use my cunt naturally.

Other women’s husbands believe my cunt sounds real

and like something that people would actually say.

Other women’s husbands agree

my cunt communicates intensity.

My cunt is used much differently than other parts of speech.

My cunt would stand/wait in line for Trish’s husband. (circle one)

My cunt would crouch/kneel to retrieve Trish’s husband

from a low, low shelf. (only one) When my cunt stands up

for love, I need to sit down for myself. My cunt calls this a twist

because it’s the shape the other organs make.